If you’re abashed by the idea of absolutely announcement your $299 (minimum) smartwatch, this genius has a band-aid — wear two watches, on the same wrist, at the same time. At first glance it seems like an asinine band-aid to a botheration that could be fixed by just allotment a single watch, but as you look deeper you’ll discover: it’s still an asinine band-aid to a botheration that could be solved by just allotment a watch.