‘No Man’s Sky’ is a game unlike any other. With 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 (18 quintillion) planets to analyze and enough agreeable to keep the boilerplate person award new things well into the billions of years, what is the internet aflame about?

Dicks, man. Lots of dicks.

In a game so absolute its developers report it’d take about 584 billion years to explore, there are a near absolute amount of plant and animal breed to discover. They might not be the majestic discoveries we were promised in the E3 bivouac (shown below), but they’re discoveries nonetheless.

The discoveries have come at a rather corybantic pace, too. In the first 24 hours, No Man’s Sky campaign managed to ascertain more plant and animal breed than exist on Earth. Imgur user Smackvein, is an charlatan too. He afresh put his charlatan pants on to ascertain this majestic conception in a galaxy far, far away.

According to Smackvein:

I know they don’t want us naming shit after our dicks. But sometimes “Penis Bouquet” is the only name that fits.

Well said, wise traveler.